Open Letter to Dysmenorrhea

I am writing this with a hot water bottle tucked in safely and adoringly on my back.It's been a decade plus since you checked in "uninvited" with you relative menorrhagia.Thanks so much menorrhagia for realizing you were never entertained thus you left in peace.I shall never forgive you for the number of times you embarrassed me!
Back to you dysshit.....For crying out loud why you no leave me alone.The drama you have put me through is  enough.If you have forgotten Lemmie remind you.Until today every other place i have been school or/and work place everybody close to me must know when you are around.You are such a bitch for me to pretend tis nothing happening!
I was once down with this bitch,i had moved into my own self confused house and was staying with my young cousin.A bigger cousin was jealous and told my mom we were becoming bad girls and i was having such issues because i was using the fp pills.Mom wanted to deny but she couldn't.Then this dysmenorrhea walked in and pitched a tent while mom had come to check on what was brewing with her girls.I had just come from work,taken a bath and walked to another friend's house.I was feeling ill and i wouldn't entertain such a discussion.First and foremost i knew it was all woven lies!No one was worth my airtime!Yeah thats me!So I was in this dude's place,pretending to be laughing with them while the Redyiculass(sp) was airing,then it became worse.I excused my self and walked back to my house.That 20m walk was the longest.I struggled to get to my house.I threw my self on the bed once i got in,drew a bucket and there i was vomiting like a pregnant woman on her morning sickness tants.Everybody in the house was astonished.It was bad.I started sweating profusely.I was done with the vomiting and i told my mom what was happening.
 Mom called our elder brother who was staying a few meters away that they take me to the hospital.They tried to help me stand now it was bad and i couldn't walk on my own.Bro said "it shall be well kaschana I got you"That was the last thing i remember.I ko ed(passed out) on his arms.
I woke up lying on an hospital bed with a drip on my hand,bro was on my side.Besides being siblings our love is immense.He called on me and we started talking.The doc walked in.He asked how i was feeling i told him better.Then he said he had to give me another jab on my backside.Bro excused himself then this Doc made this apology!"all this long i thought you were her boyfriend."Stupid doc,na venye tunafanana na bro.Mscheeew!He gave me the jab and after 30 mins when the drip was done i could walk home.Mom was silent,i thought she felt sorry for believing the things my big cousin had told her.She asked softly "is it this bad"i only nodded.When we got home i asked them what the doc had told them.He said it's never gonna go until i get a baby.mehn!a baby at my age!.I hated on him.
Two years later, walking with this bitch month after month,i met a dude who was a nurse.He advised me on going for some cervical stenosis checks and at Mp Shah I got some bit of help though secretly because mom had said this can cause me not to have a baby in future.It was better for two years but now dysshit is back with a bang,too bad i got pains even while ovulating,si jokes.Doctors here say it might be the change of climate but I swear for whatever reason fall out BITCH!

Yours

Tired,frusrtated and mad!

Scars-Random

I have never thought of telling it out until a 3year old gal noticed it this weekend.This happened to me when i was small.Mom had sent me to Dandora to stay with my auntie since she thought i was lonely and I appreciated girl company,which i never and have never felt.I don't blame them for squeezing me among the dudes,i have loved that position.My Auntie is a mother of around 6 gals,then she had four.
That early morning she woke up and left for the shop to grab some breakfast.Her youngest gal had woken and she told me and one of her daughter,my age,to keep a look after her.We were in the living room playing and we forgot about her(baby) immediately the mom banged the door behind her.A thud reminded us of the baby we were supposed to take care of.She was learning how to crawl and she fell from the bed.Her deafening shrill,made the mom run up the stairs like the house was on fire.I had gotten the baby by the time she entered.She picked on me with all the range and said in kao "niuvunya wonasie muemeu malanga"[i shall make sure i pinch you hard that you shall show your husband the scars].True she kept her word.Yes i got the scars.Five is the oldest i could have been and I got the  ugly scars on my thighs more than 20 years later!
The problem is that i couldn't tell mom what happened to me when i returned home for i felt guilty that the baby had fallen.Thank God it was holidays and i was picked from my Auntie's because we were travelling to the village.A custom mom kept all that long-holidays were spent in the village.Those ones of wataharibikia town,were the sentiments of the old folks back in the village.All the same,i loved the village experience.
So it happened when we went to fetch water at Athi River with this old cucu,(those family ties-Her hubby is my grandpas brother),she insisted on washing me because it was hot and i was walking awkwardly,what do you expect with friction and wounds!The old woman cursed.Sorry,I cant write that kao.She asked me what happened and then i had to tell her.On getting home i knew another fight was awaiting me.I couldn't tell if it is because i fell the baby or i kept mum when i was hurting!
I pleaded with  her not to tell mom but she couldn't listen.Thank God when we got home her anger was lower and she felt my fears,she didn't quarrel mom and she told her that it was nice of her (mom)if she didn't react with pain on me!Mom heeded,she called me and talked to me softly,she assured me of her love and whatever it was,i should have said.I cried for having her feel my pain when all along i thought she was going to condemn me!My wounds were taken care of but the scars are there.Mom swore never to sent me to the Auntie's and i assured her that i loved and appreciated the love of my four brothers than the love of my girl cousins she had sent me to!

So I was in my bikini this weekend and my friend's 3year old gal saw them.