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Saturday, 14 May 2011

Open Letter to Dysmenorrhea

I am writing this with a hot water bottle tucked in safely and adoringly on my back.It's been a decade plus since you checked in "uninvited" with you relative menorrhagia.Thanks so much menorrhagia for realizing you were never entertained thus you left in peace.I shall never forgive you for the number of times you embarrassed me!
Back to you dysshit.....For crying out loud why you no leave me alone.The drama you have put me through is  enough.If you have forgotten Lemmie remind you.Until today every other place i have been school or/and work place everybody close to me must know when you are around.You are such a bitch for me to pretend tis nothing happening!
I was once down with this bitch,i had moved into my own self confused house and was staying with my young cousin.A bigger cousin was jealous and told my mom we were becoming bad girls and i was having such issues because i was using the fp pills.Mom wanted to deny but she couldn't.Then this dysmenorrhea walked in and pitched a tent while mom had come to check on what was brewing with her girls.I had just come from work,taken a bath and walked to another friend's house.I was feeling ill and i wouldn't entertain such a discussion.First and foremost i knew it was all woven lies!No one was worth my airtime!Yeah thats me!So I was in this dude's place,pretending to be laughing with them while the Redyiculass(sp) was airing,then it became worse.I excused my self and walked back to my house.That 20m walk was the longest.I struggled to get to my house.I threw my self on the bed once i got in,drew a bucket and there i was vomiting like a pregnant woman on her morning sickness tants.Everybody in the house was astonished.It was bad.I started sweating profusely.I was done with the vomiting and i told my mom what was happening.
 Mom called our elder brother who was staying a few meters away that they take me to the hospital.They tried to help me stand now it was bad and i couldn't walk on my own.Bro said "it shall be well kaschana I got you"That was the last thing i remember.I ko ed(passed out) on his arms.
I woke up lying on an hospital bed with a drip on my hand,bro was on my side.Besides being siblings our love is immense.He called on me and we started talking.The doc walked in.He asked how i was feeling i told him better.Then he said he had to give me another jab on my backside.Bro excused himself then this Doc made this apology!"all this long i thought you were her boyfriend."Stupid doc,na venye tunafanana na bro.Mscheeew!He gave me the jab and after 30 mins when the drip was done i could walk home.Mom was silent,i thought she felt sorry for believing the things my big cousin had told her.She asked softly "is it this bad"i only nodded.When we got home i asked them what the doc had told them.He said it's never gonna go until i get a baby.mehn!a baby at my age!.I hated on him.
Two years later, walking with this bitch month after month,i met a dude who was a nurse.He advised me on going for some cervical stenosis checks and at Mp Shah I got some bit of help though secretly because mom had said this can cause me not to have a baby in future.It was better for two years but now dysshit is back with a bang,too bad i got pains even while ovulating,si jokes.Doctors here say it might be the change of climate but I swear for whatever reason fall out BITCH!

Yours

Tired,frusrtated and mad!

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